Cat uses a hedgehog as a brush
Wow, this is pretty much exactly what it looks like when my family members try to hug me.
“Oh, no, no, not affection, anything but that!”
“Oh dear god, maybe if I just stay really, really still they’ll get the hint and go away.”
“Is it over yet? Please tell me it’s over. Why isn’t it over? Is it supposed to take this long?”