[“Until all the pieces fit.”
Hey look, I’m working on it, but you allistics are hella difficult to figure out.]
Sorry, guys, I know it took me a pretty big chunk of my 20+ years to get it down, but you’re tough. You do all these weird things, like beat around the bush instead of saying what you mean, and bumping into people in crowds as if you somehow can’t tell they’re there. You have to understand that even after years of intensive study, we can’t be expected to fully understand you; sorry, allistics, but you’re just too bizarre.
Don’t worry though. We will keep trying until the puzzle is complete. No, no, there’s no need to say a word. You can’t possibly understand you as well as we can. Trust us; we know what’s best for you.
(It’s really not comfortable being on the receiving end of that, is it?)
Wait, the thing of everyone not giving a shit about moving out of your way in a crowd is an allistic thing? I thought...
Gahhh, they do. They also get really pissed off when I point out that something “normal” and socially accepted doesn’t...
Turning the tables? ME LIKEY!